Hey! So in honor of Earth Day I would like to do a little non-a-log because I saw someone throw a cigarette butt out there window today.

Nothing bothered. out there window today. Nothing bothers me more than the cigarette butt out the window because you have now made your problem,

our problem, which I do not like now I asked the dude one time

who I saw through a cigarette butt on the ground in Starbucks parking lot I said

hey man why did you do that? And he said, it

smells up my car. And I was like, yeah, that's your car. You decided to

smoke in your car. You decided for your breath to smell like a camel's asshole. I don't know why now it is all of our problems

So as the and you guys know I've already put my hat in the ring to run as president

So I'm gonna be running there's a

thank you. I'm adding another platform for me to run on. If you see someone

throw a cigarette butt out the window you are allowed to pick up that cigarette butt. Follow them home and

shit in their mailbox. I only say pick up the cigarette butt because let's keep it off

the ground. You know what I mean you don't do it but I am giving you

permission if you see it as your new president. Guys you're welcome send me some

videos I'd like to see it Avery take it away. I think I like Wolf's America.

Control of Chaos. I'm working hard in comedy to make my name.

Control of Chaos. I'm not concerned about money or... to make my name control chaos

I'm not concerned about money or followers or even fame

control chaos you know me it's a fear I'm just gonna stay the same

control chaos I don't give a shit about I'm just going to stay the same. Control, chaos.

I don't give a shit about this.

My hockey team lost the seventh game in the playoffs just now.

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