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Now listen guys, I was going to do my non-log on,

I wanted to get my passport today, but you know we started talking about weird long hairs out in the lobby.

So I want to do a little shout out to a dude I met in a meet and greet line and Tampa this weekend.

He had one long black hair sticking out of his

cheek and I asked him about it and he said do you like it? I keep it because it's a conversation

starter.

Yeah, and the only conversation it starts is, hey, why the fuck is that on your face?

And you know what, but it reminded me there are other parts.

I have long hairs that grow randomly. Beth will tell you that I have one long

eyebrow and when we lay next to each other in bed I twirl it because she

fucking hates it. I also have one long hair that grows out of my nose

and when I pull it, it closes my right eye.

Like a fucking window shade or something.

But I wanted to give a shout out to my boy in Tampa. I think that I undervalued why you kept it

I to keep those things to annoy people I to keep those hairs so Beth will look at me and go

I can't fucking stand that. So to you, my friend, let that freak

fly, the freak flag fly, let that freak flag fly. I can't wait to see you next in Tampa. I hope you have one

grown out of your eyeball. Jeff, take it away.

Control, chaos, does a guy with a foot fetish ever get off on the wrong foot

Control Chaos can a pig pull is hamming

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