Constipated?? Health Expert Recommends Americans use ‘Toys’ To Cure Constipation | 5.29.24

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🗓️ 29 May 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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(00:00:00) Teasers! 🚣💰😷💩
(00:04:03) Inside baseball on Atlantic City 🌊
(00:07:31) Anal health expert Dr Evan Goldstein recommends Americans use sex toys to stretch the rectum to cure constipation
(00:17:11) Ohio billionaire Larry Connor plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industry's safer after OceanGate implosion
(00:22:07) Richard Dreyfuss caught wearing a dress before 'sexist and homophobic' rant at 'Jaws' screening, the venue has issued an apology
(00:24:22) Pope Francis apologizes after using homophobic slur during a meeting with bishops about banning gay priests
(00:26:08) Kylie Kelce confronted by drunk woman after being 'harassed for a photo' at restaurant as Jason watches his wife shut down 'embarrassing' fan
(00:33:21) Joe Pesci going off
(00:34:54) F-35 crashes on take-off from Albuquerque, New Mexico International airport, causing huge explosion after the pilot reportedly ejected
(00:37:04) Cybertruck gets stuck trying to cross small California river in latest mishap involving Tesla's futuristic cars
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0:00.0	What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is our factor. And there is no one that does it better right now. Yeah.
0:09.6	Nobody does it better. I'm repeating myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living a nightmare.
0:17.0	I'm not a racist.
0:18.0	And I'm always doing.
0:20.0	Oh yeah! Good morning and welcome to episode 1471 of hard factor.
0:48.0	It is Wednesday, May 29th, 2024.
0:50.8	Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast,
0:55.0	everything you need to know in 40-ish minutes or less,
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1:03.5	podcast today.
1:04.8	Wes has a new cure for constipation to tell us about.
1:09.7	Yeah, I think some of you are really
1:11.6	going to like this cure.
1:13.0	Mm-hmm.
1:15.0	Good, yeah, I mean it sucks to be constipated.
1:17.0	Yeah, well, you're going to love how to get unconstipated.
1:21.0	Really, enjoyable too, fantastic. Mark's got the next Titan submersible.
1:27.2	They're doing it again for some reason and some upset old people to tell us about.
1:30.5	It's all old in this segment.
1:33.0	Old, old, playing the oldies, playing the oldies.
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