Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Kat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head.

From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world.

And now here's your host, Kat Dunn.

Hello, and welcome to the Conspire WayBitch's podcast, conspiring Twitch version,

because this is my episode recap that, as you know, I am doing my episode recaps via Twitch

after the show. So if you're not already following me on Twitch, make sure you are at Kat Dunn Live

so you can get a front row seat to the conspiring and get your questions answered

on the podcast and I don't know, I guess just conspire, conspire more. We could all conspire a little bit

more, especially because we're packing this all into 20 days, which is absolutely insanity. I still

can't believe we're doing it. But tonight, literally, like, kicked off Celebrity Big Brother.

And I feel like the most chaotic way possible.

I'll get to that later.

But first of all, we have to do the episode recap.

We got Misha Tate as the HOH.

You knew that from last night's episode.

She's still H-O-H. And pretty much this episode is a lot of people talking about, you know,

the different alliances that are going to form. Misha wants to form an alliance with the athletic

people, which is in her eyes, Tadrick and Lamar. But also at first, this is what kind of threw me,

and this is probably just editing, but for the longest time, for like half the episode, she was talking

about this athletic people alliance. And she didn't include the token Olympian, Marai. And I was like,

what the heck? Like, how can you have an athletic people alliance, but not have the Olympian?

Long story short, she adds her later. But just the way that they were editing it, I was like,

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