Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Kat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head.

From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world.

And now here's your host, Kat Dunn.

Hello, and welcome to the Conspire Where Bitches podcast. I'm your host, Kat Dunn, and tonight we welcome to The ConspireWbitch's podcast.

I'm your host, Kat Dunn, and tonight we're coming to live from Twitch.

But I guess by the time you're listening to the podcast, it's not going to be live because,

of course, it's going to, like, go to my editor and all that kind of stuff.

But if you want to listen to it live, then make sure you're subscribing to my Twitch channel, which is Cat Dunn Live, where you can conspire with me live and on Twitch,

on the interwebs, about everything Celebrity Big Brother. We're going to be doing episode recaps after

the episodes, which is pretty much like every freaking day for Celebrity Big Brother. We're hitting

the ground running. I was looking at the episode guide for Celebrity

Brother, and it was like, man, I was expecting like three episodes a week, but it's like four.

It's like literally like it's tonight, so Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Then it's like Sunday,

Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I don't even know. I literally have no idea what day it is today. So I don't even know I'm not concerned about it.

All I know is that I'm going to be here and hopefully you'll be there. So make sure you're

subscribing so you can get notifications of when I'm going live because we have a lot to talk

about and a lot to cram into these next 20-something odd days. So tonight's episode of

Celebrity Big Brother, we did these celebrity move-ins. So I actually loved how they did the

move-ins this time. Instead of having them all on stage, they moved them in one by one. But I wanted to

talk about this because this is like an actual conspiracy.

So the first person in the house this year, which as you know, you know, there's a long big brother conspiracy about how the first person in the house always loses. Like there's

the first in the house curse. It's a conspiracy. I mean, it's a real thing. Look it up.

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