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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Conspiracy Conspiracies with Wave Segal

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Wave Segal is a very funny comedian and actor. He's also a hardcore conspiracy theory nerd. And on this episode of Lizard People he presents the most meta, complex, shocking conspiracy theory of all - that there's a conspiracy to spread conspiracy theories! Yes, Wave argues that conspiracy theories are a tool used to distract from real government abuses. Did your mind just get blown? You ain't heard nothing yet. This episode is all about two conspiracy theory nerds nerding out hard and enjoying speculating about the nature of government. It's pretty silly, and it's also so so real. Also we mention the election because we recorded it before the election and wow were we young and happy and naive. Simpler times, y'all.

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0:00.0

The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

0:22.2

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

0:25.0

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

0:29.7

Let's get to the show. We all got, got, you know, drunk.

0:44.0

We all got drunk and we were having like a hand writing like how do you write your numbers and like do you cross your seven and stuff got really heated people are like people took issue yeah like

1:07.5

people are very protective over like what is the right way it may because we're a bunch of adult children, but like, of the like, don't

1:16.8

you, it's crazy to write a closed four, like a four that's like a triangle on top. I think those are fun. I think so dude. That's how I write my fours. Yeah. I don't do it that way, but I think it's fine.

1:29.0

Okay. Thank you. I'm a baby writer and just like what was the first way I learned I will stick with that I've barely got that part yeah if you can be legible then that's good enough yeah

1:42.0

hey let's kick things off.

1:45.0

Okay.

1:46.0

Shall we?

1:47.0

I guess today is Wave Siegel, very funny improviser, comedian.

1:51.0

And he's picked a theory one theory to rule them all as Saron once said do

1:59.4

you want to explain what you're here to argue? Yeah, so my basic theory, it's not my theory really,

2:06.3

but basically it's about the idea that most conspiracy theories

2:12.1

that get the most attention are the ones that are not

2:17.3

They're the laughable ones they're the ones that you know that let's say this podcast was called something like lizard people.

2:25.0

Hypothetically was something stupid.

2:28.0

But it's like, okay that creates a situation where most conspiracy theorists,

2:34.4

that if you think that's something conspiracy theorists believe,

2:38.2

you're a more reasonable person

2:40.2

will just rule out the topic as a whole of conspiracy theories and

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