From the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty Show.

A man in Bangkok was just busted with otters and a prairie dog in his underwear.

Details to come.

Was that a prairie dog in your underwear, or are you just pleased to see me or something?

I feel like otters and a prairie dog in your underwear is quite the party you got going on there.

It seems overkill to me.

If I got an otter in my underwear, I'm satisfied.

Do you need more?

You know, this is fun, but I feel like if you threw a couple of prairie dogs in there

We'd have a serious hootenanny going

It's like that bumper sticker that was hot for a while if If you had enough, would you know it?

You got an otter down there in a prairie dog.

Do you really need more?

Or are you just chasing?

Exactly.

Anyway, coming up this hour,

terrifying crampus and perversity on campus.

Stay with us.

I think you're just trying to distract yourself from other

problems with an otter and multiple prairie dogs in your underwear

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