The Oh, I'm Now Broadcasting live Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

And now he is Armstrong and Getty.

Live! Live from Studio C.

Studio C.

Sey, Signior.

Dembilly lit room deep up in the bowels of the Armstrong and Getting Communications Compound,

brand new, we pregnant with possibilities, good and bad.

And today we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

The rest of the world. As in, the rest of the world is saying,

hey, college campuses seem to be like, just infected with this weird radical ideology.

Hello rest of the world!

Good to see ya!

How's it going?

Got your Christmas shopping done?

All of it, sure.

Or have you really not started at all, which is closer to where I am.

Ain't good.

Well, it was presents and then you know I'm not sure what they wanted so then it was gift cards and now the cops are saying too many scams you

probably shouldn't buy gift cards so now fond wishes that's

what I give for Christmas fond wishes thinking of you well you can't give gift

cards to kids because that would be hurtful and disappointing on Christmas

morning. I like to back myself into a corner though. I always get a kick out of how I

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