Congressional Candidate has Photo Shoot w/ Fake Wife and Kids | 9.30.24

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Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is our factor. And there is no one that does it better.
0:08.4	Right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living a nightmare.
0:17.0	I'm not a racist.
0:18.0	And I'm always true.
0:20.0	Oh yeah! Good morning and welcome to episode 1556 of Hard Factor. It is Monday, September 30th, 2024.
0:51.0	Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this
0:55.4	podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor up to three weekly bonus
1:00.3	podcast today. Wes has a crazy childless dog man from Virginia to fill us out.
1:06.4	Unfit to run the country.
1:08.4	Not married.
1:09.8	No kids.
1:11.8	No stake in the future.
1:14.2	Half a vote, give him a half a vote.
1:15.9	No, no votes for this guy.
1:17.8	No votes.
1:18.8	Okay.
1:19.8	Yeah, that's what they're saying.
1:21.6	No votes. He's running for president? He's running for Congress. Okay.
1:28.6	Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, he'll see what he's done. He'll see what he's done. He'd be far.
1:34.2	You don't want a guy without kids. Yeah to make it to the top and have control of
1:38.0	now what's your codes? You know what's wrong with him? You know he's on you know not married.
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