Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

The boys talk reinvention (Royal Era), letting go, New York City, and being teenage drama queens on this penultimate episode of Good Children. Joe and Andrew walk through the days they spent longing to be cool/thin/hot/rich/famous/etc. and wandering around the city trying to impress everyone while no one paid attention. Andrew's a Maxxinista, Joe's longing for longing, Jill's back, and everyone wants to put a stop to Rose's Pizza. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, hey you guys and welcome to the final episode of Good Children. Yeah. We've made it. We've made it. We've made it. It's been a long hard six and a half months, but six weeks in our hearts and now we're ready for retirement yeah and I feel the longest nap of our lives
0:19.4	quite possibly quite possibly the deepest slumber I have ever experienced is just around ending record.
0:29.7	Because the thing is bears hibernate and if any if you learn anything about us in six months we're bears
0:35.9	we're bears so time to hibernate it's time to hibernate it's literally a hibernation season it's like
0:45.0	depression season it's like dark out right now and it's 4 PM like
0:48.4	the depression season is really gonna hit at the time where we're not doing this
0:51.6	podcast which is honestly going to be quite
0:53.6	concerning, but pretty good for us. Listen, we'd been a concern since May.
0:57.8	You're right.
0:58.8	When did we start this, May?
0:59.8	Yeah, it's been pretty concerning the whole time.
1:01.8	The fact that we started in May,
1:03.6	we started in May when you look back at those videos.
1:06.1	This is almost like, you know those episodes of a show
1:08.0	where like, they look, like they're like,
1:10.0	oh my God, remember that time when we ordered all that pizza?
1:13.0	And they like show the scene.
1:14.2	Like that's what I feel like is about to happen right now.
1:16.6	It actually feels like a serious finale.
1:18.8	And just to be clear, it's not at all.
1:22.4	That was a joke.
1:23.4	Yeah.
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