Confessions of A Foam-Head Felon - Trail Mix #101

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who floated down a river and straight into HR trouble, a camper with a little critter in her car (and things are getting worse), and a tale of turning heartbreak into a halftime show.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.
0:05.5	That's audible.co.uk slash wondery.
0:11.5	Attention campers. It's your counselor Zachariah, and I'm hitting the road with my brand new live comedy show, the 2025 Big Back Behavior Tour.
0:19.5	From the mind of your favorite husky gene wearing
0:22.0	Big Bone Batty, it's gonna be a night of stand-up wigs, characters, wigs, lots of wigs.
0:29.0	And don't worry, Jonathan's opening for me. Call that a Camp Two for One special.
0:33.3	So come through and kick your little feet, laugh with us, and you better be barking.
0:37.8	We're heading to 25 cities across North America, so click the link in the show notes to see if we're coming to your city.
0:43.7	And grab your tickets now before they sell out.
0:48.8	Counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.
0:52.6	That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.
0:55.3	Welcome to Trail Mix.
0:56.8	Our mini episodes from Camp Counselor's podcast.
0:59.5	Each week, the stories come from you, our Camp Shady Birch Campers.
1:02.8	We want to hear your juicy gossip.
1:04.5	Top secret confessions.
1:06.2	Embarrassing and scary stories.
1:08.1	And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice.
1:10.9	Trail Mix is for the campers.
1:12.5	And God, do we love you?
1:15.9	Hey, happy campers.
1:18.5	Welcome back to Trail Mix.
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