Attention campers. It's your counselor Zachariah and I'm hitting the road with my brand new live comedy show,

the 2025 Big Back Behavior Tour. From the mind of your favorite husky wearing Big Bone batty,

it's going to be a night of stand-up, storytelling, character sketches, wigs, unhinged fun,

and yes, my incredibly talented boyfriend counselor Jonathan will be opening the show.

So come through and kick your little feet, laugh with us, and you better be barking.

And we'll be heading to the following cities.

Las Vegas, Nevada on October 3rd, Nashville, Tennessee on October 16th, Kansas City, Missouri

on October 17th, Chicago, Illinois on October 18th, New York City on November 2nd, Salt Lake City, Utah on November 4th, Portland, Oregon on November 6th, and more cities will be announced very, very soon.

Click the link in the show notes to grab your tickets before they sell out. I'll see you there, hodies.

Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. Oh,

same thing. Listen up, campers. It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. Because camp

counselors is a variety show. So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, hot gossip,

and scary stories around the campfire so spooky is this

podcast even about camping no but it is camp this is camp counselors hey happy campers welcome back to camp shady

birch it is week 151 here at camp. Who's drinking the 151, baby? Pass that bottle over here.

Light it on fire. Okay, Maltop cocktail. We used to do it with scorpion bowls.

Oh my mom saw the scorpion bowl this morning, and she said, this is gorgeous.

Meanwhile, like, the woman's like, ta-tas are out, her n-no, and her nana. And she's like, this is, this has to be hand-painted. So the scorpion bowl is not the one that we have. If you don't know, it's like a drink. It's like a drink that you get at, like, a Chinese restaurant. It's like a big goblet, but in the middle was like a volcano.

And they would like, they would, they would, they would, I'm supposed to say enemy.

What the fuck's wrong with me? you get at like a Chinese restaurant. It's like a big goblet, but in the middle was like a volcano.

And they would like, they would, they would, they would, I'm supposed to say anime.

What the fuck's wrong with me?

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