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Junkfood Cinema

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6705 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Brian & Cargill enjoy the best in life, and the artiest of pulp, with John Milius’ Conan The Barbarian!

This is the…pumpkin spice…of junkfood movies?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, don't, don't, don't.

0:02.5

I assume I'm supposed to ask you, you know, what is best in life?

0:08.5

And then you've got an answer for that.

0:11.3

I didn't even, you know what, it's crazy.

0:13.2

I should have thought about that.

0:14.9

I just went with Suffer No Guilt.

0:17.1

You watch in the name of junk food is as far as I wrote for an intro.

0:21.8

But I like this let me think of something to retort with hear the lamination of their women yes the

0:27.3

lamppine ah ah ooh ooh see she's silent now she's in plastic but but no creases

0:37.7

so there's that

0:39.2

none will whatsoever

0:40.9

and here's the lamination of their menus

0:43.6

that's

0:44.3

I'm just going to put this in

0:47.4

this is good this workshop

0:49.2

is better than any intro we can come up with

0:51.5

so we're just going to put this well there we go

0:52.8

there we go. Oh, All right. All right. All right. This is Hi, this is Dick Miller.

1:33.0

If you're listening to Junk Fu Cinema, who were these guys? Suffer no guilt, ye who watch in the name of junk food.

2:01.0

That's right. Junk food cinema brought to you by film school rejects.com.com.

2:06.1

Dot com.

2:08.7

Dot crom?

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