I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update today. I want to talk to the

whiners the adults who grew up with your perfect Connor and Madison.

I know your dinner isn't exactly what you want so mommy is going to make you something special.

Well now those brats are voting. So between the brats and the morons, we're on the

edge of losing the world's longest existing democracy and I will tell you

this. Currently one party is getting things done and has for three years.

While the other party waste time with book banning restricting voters' rights and attacking our country's 43

middle school trans athletes. What is wrong with you Republicans? Why are you always

thinking about everyone's junk and how they use it and these are kids just

stop being weird look I'm a fact guy I'm an accomplishment guy so why don't we go down

the list of who got what done in the last two

administrations. Are you ready? Trump tried to cure COVID by suggesting we use a

powerful light shined into your orifices.

Then he said it was a hoax while we stacked bodies and refrigerator trucks.

Stores were empty.

We were locked in our homes and he kept lying about COVID while his friends

died of the disease he said didn't exist.

Now Biden turned the tide of COVID, got 260 million vaccinated, fix the supply chain,

stores were full, and I stopped growing the stress tumor created by this guy's daily

dose of stupidity and

Trump on the economy lost 3 million jobs.

Unemployment went up to 6.3%.

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