I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update.

The class and grace of the office of the president, the highest office in the land, an example of our best and brightest and when you are running for

president you gotta hold yourself to the highest standards and by that I mean so

god-awful gold high-top sneakers at a convention the secret service was quoted as saying, the fuck are we doing?

That's an ex president. That's right. When you're currently running for

president, you also need to whore hoop shoes like some dude on the corner in a bad neighborhood from the back of a van.

You know the man that says he's a billionaire went to Sneaker Con, heavy on the con by the way,

to sell his quite subtle and understated footwear

Where he was soundly booed to wow a lot of emotion There's a lot of emotion. There's a lot of emotion in this. Thank you.

Because when we all think of athletic foot, where we think of this guy? Why,

what would a man with a golden toilet do this frankly because he's in deep shit

Last week Donald Trump was ordered to pay three hundred and fifty five million dollars plus interest

And that total is over a hundred million.

It's so sweet.

So currently, Trump is on the hook for $455 million.

Why?

Because after a month of testimony and years of finding evidence of his financial crimes,

it turns out that Donald Trump... and years of finding evidence of his financial crimes.

It turns out that Donald Trump lies.

After going bankrupt, six time and failing at airlines,

sports team, Trump University,

stakes, vodka, and Trump water.

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