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Now launching, now launching the dumbest radio show in America.

Welcome to Common Man, Antebo.

Well, maybe we wouldn't be living in this trailer park if you'd have taken the money from the baker.

And if you don't think that's brought up all the time?

Every time.

I mean, we do that in the house with pretzels.

Hey, honey, I didn't like the way he did this.

Never the time, where you bought the wrong pretzels?

I asked for twists and you came back with rods.

What's the matter with you? How stupid are you?

By the way, let me tell you right now.

You can hate on them all you want. I love a good rod.

I mean, I just leave it in my mouth like I will just smoking a cigarette.

Yeah, like suck on a pretzel rod. That's what I'll do.

featuring Panama Ted. Too hot Timmy Hall. I will rub one on my face.

And a collection of profane noises.

Coach, no, Dom.

I'm a genetic freak.

I'm not normal.

I won't miss glory hole.

I'll keep it in the room.

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