Now launching the dumbest radio show in America.

Welcome to Common Man, Antebo.

Well, maybe we wouldn't be living in this trailer park if you'd have taken the money from the baker!

And if you don't think that's brought up all the time?

Every time.

I mean, we do that in the house with pretzels.

Hey honey, I didn't like the way he did this.

Never the time, but you bought the wrong pretzels?

I asked for twists and you came back with rods.

What's the matter with you? How stupid are you?

By the way, let me tell you right now.

You can hate on them all you want. I love a good rod.

I mean, I just leave it in my mouth like I will just smoking a cigarette

Yeah, like suck on a pretzel rod. That's what I'll do

featuring Panama Ted

Too hot Timmy Hall I will rub one on my face.

And a collection of profane noises.

Coach, no, Dom.

I'm a genetic freak.

And I'm not normal.

I won't miss glory hole.

I'll keep it in the room.

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