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There's no such thing as a radio rating system.

But if they were, this show would be rated OAS in.

Oh my God, this show is so stupid.

These people should be in jail.

Let's begin.

Good afternoon.

You're listening to Common Man and Timmy.

Yeah! Featuring Panama Ted. Ted's a fun guy. begin. Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy. E-ha!

Featuring Panama Ted. Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard. Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. 56 and, is that correct? Uh, walk. You do a weasel. Turn off your brain and unzip your pants.

Here's common man and Timmy.

Happy weekend.

Welcome in.

Hello, good, clean boy.

Oh, hello, good clean man. I have been told by Fishy, our fearless leader, that we're doing too much rambling during this segment. What? The start of the weekend show. He says, we need to get to the point. We need to be succinct. What is the point? How you doing, Ted? Doing good, Mike. What's coming up on the show? Hurry up, quicker. Well, it was a big week as common man got himself a putter, we've been playing a little who cares no way

you putt with a golf ball but the end tim ruined his putter got uh cherry dip on it and it's a

lie stained for lie jen did it no gin did it yeah oh okay that's news let's stop this silence

let's keep moving okay go come on we found out that cooked Sprite is a thing.

Timmy, he told us all about noodling.

We chatted about how weird professional golfers are.

And we had our annual non-sports show.

And we discussed things like which animals fart, Uranus, and what you can do with the fastest internet ever. Uranus. Hot and leaky. That's what we discovered. That's what the science journal said. It's not what I said. Is it a ball gas like many of the other planets? It's a gas giant. More of like an icy planet. It's far away. It's gassy. Pretty cold. Yeah, cold. Shouldn't be as gassy if it's that cold. See, this is what I think he's talking about. This is a waste of time. Well, it's the weekend podcast. Well, people want to get to it. They want to get to the best of the week. They don't want to hear this jive talk. You jive turkey, don't you say that? This is bonus content for them.

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