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Let's begin. Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy. Yeah! featuring Panama Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard. Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. 56 and sex, uh, boy. You can a weasel.

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Here's common man and Timmy.

Happy Monday.

Welcome in.

Hello, good clean boy.

Hello, man.

Another full week with you, my friend. and Panama Ted, except for maybe a Wednesday. I'm not sure what his future schedule is. Why you say it like that? What do you mean? It's a full week. We're the show. This is the show. Yeah, it's a good point. I don't know why it said that way. You said that like, ah, it's special.

Oh, what a just a special summertime week with my guys. We're here all the time, except when we're not. How you doing, Ted? I'm doing good, Mike. How you doing, Tris? Doing good, Mike. Good weekend. Whole gang is here. Yeah, I mean, I got to play a little yesterday. I got to play golf. and that's why I wanted to dress in golf attire one more time because that's the mood that I'm in. That was the final major. And Scotty sort of took the drama out of it. Of course, Scotty Schephler winning the open championship. He's got four now total. One more time, my friend, because over the weekend, I was watching some of the golf on the TV. Okay, were you enjoying it? I was inspired. No, I wasn't. I'm going to tell you why in a second. I got my little pad out, and I decided to order myself another golf outfit. Oh, jeez. Head to toe. Now, I was Adidas boy on Friday. So you had to go with more Adidas, right? Because once you, no. No. What about brand loyalty? They don't pay me anything. Okay, but you chose them, so you should stick with them now. I went with Puma. So I had to go all Puma, including new shoes. Oh my God. New Puma golf shoes.

Why didn't you just get some Puma tennis shoes?

So then you could wear them with the golf house?

Are we committed to the bit or not?

You're committed to the bit, but you're not playing actual golf.

You don't have to have golf spikes.

We played 18 holes in here today.

Well, I mean, that's office golf. So what? It's still, that's my golf. Do you find the traction on those golf shoes helped out on the carpet? I tell you what, those Friday. Those wide

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