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The following is intended for immature audiences only.

There's no such thing as a radio rating system.

But if there were, this show would be rated OASN.

Oh, my God.

This show is so stupid.

These people should be in jail.

Let's begin. Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy. Yeah! Featuring Panama Ted. Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard. Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. 56 and, is that correct?

Just give a weasel.

Turn off your brain and unzip your pants.

Here's Common Man and Timmy.

Happy Thursday.

Welcome in.

Hello, good, clean boy.

Oh, hello, man.

It's about the third straight show where it's all about heat. It's ghost peppers.

It's furnace is up high. No AC. Let's do it. Another hot ones.

One of my favorite lines from planes, trains, and automobiles. I love that movie. They're on the back of the truck. Right?

Two. Steve. No, it was one. It was one. It was one. Yeah, yeah. Steve Martin looks at John Candy and says, how cold is, you think it is outside? One. It's the opposite of that in here today because we have no air. The thermostat's just blank now. It's dead. It could be 107 degrees in here. I'm going delirious already. How you doing, Ted? Doing good, Mike. How you doing, good, Mike? Tress was on... That's right. T-bone and Ty this is morning. Tress today. What a get. Oh, we got a big program today. Around the Big Ten with Adam Rittenberg. He covers all things college football for ESPN. He will join us at 3.30. Too hot.

It is too hot with Teddy. That is coming up at 430. Teddy scours the world for audio clips. We don't know what's coming. He plays it and then we respond. Hey, can I ask you something? Are we so close to the game now?

I feel like I'm in this mode here where maybe it's my vacation philosophy that jumps in.

It's not that I'm almost in between my excitement.

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