The following is intended for immature audiences only.

There's no such thing as a radio rating system.

But if there were, this show would be rated OAS in.

Oh, my God.

This show is so stupid.

These people should be in jail.

Let's begin. Good afternoon. You're listening to Common Man and Timmy.

Yeah!

Featuring Panama Ted's a fun guy. And the crazy soundboard.

Hola. I'm Dennis Farina. So much. I even made just a little bit of a diagram for you. Fifty-six and sex correct.

You little weasel. Turn off your brain and unzip your pants. Here's Common Man and Timmy. Happy Wednesday. Welcome in. Hello, good clean boy. Oh, hello, man. How you feeling? I'm feeling like crap. Yeah. Feeling like crap. How you doing, Ted? I'm doing good, Mike. How, hello, man. How are you feeling? I'm feeling like crap. Yeah.

Feeling like crap. How you doing, Ted? I'm doing good, Mike. How you doing, Tress?

Doing good, Mike. I'll tell you why I'm feeling like crap. Why? Because I walked into this studio

and it was like a punch in the face of just desert Sahara hot air

and I look at both

Maddie Ice and Rothman

like yeah I'm trying to get it to cool down for three hours

I mean you know

Racer had the space heater on in here for three hours during his show

I can't get this studio to cool down now

it is a little warm what's gonna if they've been trying for the last three hours, and I've never known Rothman or Ice to even like it that cold, we definitely like it the coldest. And they don't, they don't have the fan. Did they have the fan on? No, they didn't put the fan on. No. Listen.

And put the ball on. I got a little fan that I use here because I like things obnoxiously cold. But I'm also aware that fellow hosts who sit in this studio don't like it as cold as me. That's why I have a fan. Turn the fan on. It moves the air around. It makes me feel better. It does not cool the air. It's not an air conditioner.

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