Commer comedy
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2020
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get |
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| 0:35.0 | I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. This is Smith and Sniff a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week the state of BMW. I was out walking the dog this morning and I saw a fantastic example of what I think you could best call casually confident driving. |
| 0:45.0 | Casual, casually confident? |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, you'll know what I mean when I fill in some of the colours on this drawing. |
| 0:50.0 | It was a bin lorry, It's bin morning round my way. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, I was following a bin lorry about an hour ago. |
| 0:57.0 | Did you have to hold your breath? |
| 0:59.0 | It's a good question. Actually, it was recycling, so not normally is quite as |
| 1:03.2 | answered though I'm always amazed that the recycling lorry doesn't smell of |
| 1:08.2 | just faintly of stale wine because I know that's what our recycling bin |
| 1:11.8 | smells of and I guess maybe not everybody who |
| 1:15.1 | recycles is rampantly drunk as we are in this book. |
| 1:19.8 | It's the worst one is the is the milk is the residual old milk in a crushed plastic milk carton. |
| 1:27.4 | Yeah. Yeah. It's funny that recycling lorries don't smell rancid because the actual bin |
| 1:31.0 | lorries just often smells terrible if smells terrible if I'm walking the dog and |
| 1:34.3 | we go past the bin lorry I usually try and hold my breath and I've started |
| 1:41.2 | running recently and I've realized if you run past the bin lorry you can't really |
| 1:44.7 | run and hold your breath for any significant amount of time without giving light headed. |
| 1:48.2 | So it's quite a challenge but this morning I was just walking the dog and there's a junction near ours that comes off a sort of fairly busy, |
| 1:58.3 | mainish road into a side road and it's a funny junction because it's got a central island and there's |
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