Command Quit
Judge John Hodgman
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2014
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast, I'm Bayliffe Jesse Thorn. |
| 0:05.8 | This week, command quit. |
| 0:08.5 | John files suit against his teenage son, Quinn. |
| 0:11.6 | While he admits that Quinn is generally a well-rounded kid, he worries about the amount |
| 0:15.4 | of time he spends playing video games. |
| 0:17.8 | Quinn says he's not going overboard, so what's the problem? |
| 0:20.8 | Who's right? |
| 0:21.8 | Who's wrong? |
| 0:22.8 | Only one man can decide. |
| 0:24.8 | He's rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom. |
| 0:31.8 | Whoa, whoa, oh, oh, hey. |
| 0:35.4 | Okay, I'm sorry I shut your pie hole, okay? |
| 0:38.1 | It's just, I get so mad and I can't control things and you know, shit just falls on top |
| 0:42.2 | of me. |
| 0:43.2 | My life sucks right now and I don't know what to do except I want to say I love you and |
| 0:47.0 | hug it out or that wimpy shit, it's just, well I'd say gay but I have some friends that |
| 0:51.7 | are gay so that's not cool anymore. |
| 0:54.0 | The ones that I don't really like, it's not because they're gay, so lame. |
| 0:59.1 | All right, you're just a lame and angry psycho sometimes. |
| 1:04.5 | You do bad sh** in things. |
| 1:07.5 | I don't know if I love you and I'm pretty sure I hate you a little bit but I'm just so |
| 1:11.3 | f**king upset that we can't even see each other, you're just a drunk lame judge. |
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