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🗓️ 10 January 2020
⏱️ 3 minutes
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A quest to solve a very stupid mystery that has haunted comedian Connor Ratliff for two decades: Why Tom Hanks fired him from a small role in the 2001 HBO mini-series, Band Of Brothers.
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0:00.0 | I keep explaining this podcast to other people and I was like oh it's like serial |
0:05.1 | but about something really insignificant. My name is Connor Ratliff. I'm an actor and |
0:10.3 | comedian you probably have never heard of me but there's a chance you might have seen me |
0:14.4 | in various TV shows or movies you may have watched over the past few years. |
0:18.0 | Shows like the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, or Orange is the New Black, or Mike Biriglia's feature film, Don't Think Twice. |
0:25.0 | If you've been to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City, there's a decent chance you might have seen me on stage there. |
0:31.0 | Or maybe you're hearing my voice for the first time right now. |
0:34.0 | Hello. |
0:36.0 | Two decades ago, I was fired by Tom Hanks. |
0:39.0 | I had been cast in the HBO Miniseries Band of Brothers in a very small speaking role, and then, a day |
0:45.2 | before I was supposed to film my scenes, I was fired. |
0:49.1 | The reason, I was told at the time, Tom Hanks has seen your audition tape and he's having second thoughts. |
0:55.2 | He thinks you have dead eyes. |
0:58.0 | And that's the name of my new podcast. |
1:00.2 | Dead Eyes. |
1:01.2 | Oh my God. |
1:03.0 | What could be more perfect story of disappointment and rejection? |
1:06.0 | It's an investigative series, a completely true story, and a kind of show business mystery exploring |
1:11.2 | a, must be said, deeply unimportant question that has haunted me for nearly 20 years. |
1:17.0 | Why did Tom Hanks fire me? |
1:20.0 | And here's what I've discovered. |
1:22.0 | Everyone has a dead-eyes story, |
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