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Dead Eyes

01 - He's Having Second Thoughts

Dead Eyes

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Dead Eyes, Band Of Brothers, Fired, Personal Journals, Connor Ratliff, Casting, Auditioning, Tv & Film, Tom Hanks, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

In the year 2000, actor Connor Ratliff is fired by Tom Hanks from the HBO miniseries Band of Brothers for supposedly having "dead eyes". Two decades later, Connor talks about it with his friends D'Arcy Carden (The Good Place, Barry) and Zach Woods (Silicon Valley, The Office, Avenue 5).

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0:00.0

This is Dead Eyes, a podcast about one actor's quest to find out why Tom Hanks fired him from a small role in the 2001 HBO miniseries Band of Brothers. This is a story about something that happened almost 20 years ago.

0:38.0

And as far as I know, I may be the only person involved who even remembers that it happened.

0:44.4

Now this isn't an important story.

0:46.7

In fact, I'm not sure that this story could be less important,

0:50.4

but it does involve one of the most popular and successful movie stars of all time, and me.

0:57.0

And there's a mystery at the heart of it.

1:00.0

A mystery I am determined to solve because I think I can.

1:05.0

This is the mystery of my dead eyes. I should start by telling you who I am. My name is Connor Ratliff and I'm a working

1:26.7

actor primarily in comedic roles. You probably have never heard of me but there's a slight

1:31.0

chance you may have seen me in a film or TV show at some

1:33.8

point over the past few years. You might have watched me in the second season of the

1:37.5

marvelous Mrs. Maisel. I played Chester, the creepy guy who says Chris Cross to

1:41.8

Susie when she's in the Catskills pretending to work at a summer resort.

1:44.8

Now I've been hanging around this resort for seven years and this is the first time I've ever encountered a like-minded person.

1:50.7

We are not like-minded. I know you, you know me. I don't

1:53.7

fucking know you. I'm kind of length now, aren't we? No. Chris-cross.

1:57.7

Go away. I was Black Cindy's attorney on the penultimate season of Orange as the new black.

2:04.0

Involving into hissterance and changing your testimony at the 11th hour will not help Miss Jefferson's case.

2:09.0

Listen to me. You won't help her.

2:11.0

I also recently did a White Castle commercial dressed up in green paint like I'm a

2:15.6

founding father on a three dollar bill. Today I stand in this three dollar bill

2:19.6

for value for, for freedom.

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