Comedy: Jordan Ranks America, May 2011
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
NPR
4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2011
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Michael from Pittsburgh. |
| 0:02.0 | This is Laurel from Oakland. |
| 0:04.0 | Hey, I'm Allison from Cincinnati. |
| 0:06.0 | The Sound of Young America is an independent production supported by listeners like me. |
| 0:09.8 | You should support this show, like I did, just visit MaximumFund.org-flash-donate. |
| 0:17.4 | There are topsy, turvy world, these 50 states of ours. |
| 0:21.0 | Luckily, we have a man here on the Sound of Young America who visits us once a month to make |
| 0:26.2 | sense of them all. |
| 0:27.5 | We've a carefully ranked guide to everything in the U.S. of A. |
| 0:31.5 | Here's Jordan Morris and Jordan ranks America. |
| 0:36.5 | New to the list this week is slipping lines from Jurassic Park into casual conversation. |
| 0:42.5 | When at a dinner party, why not let fly with a clever girl or spared no expense |
| 0:48.5 | and remind everyone of a time when dinosaurs ruled the box office? |
| 0:55.5 | Holding strong at number four, it's the farmer's market. |
| 0:59.5 | The only thing more fun than shopping at the farmer's market is talking endlessly about how you shop there. |
| 1:06.5 | Wow, I love your zucchini stories. |
| 1:13.5 | Taking a hit this month at number three, it's your stoner friend. |
| 1:17.5 | An essential part of any social circle, this unshaven delight, |
| 1:21.5 | shows us that just because college is over doesn't mean an elaborate bond can't be an attractive centerpiece on your coffee table. |
| 1:31.5 | Making a stellar debut this month at number two, it's blimps. |
| 1:36.5 | A reputable periodical just announced these majestic flying machines are due for a comeback. |
| 1:43.5 | Will 2011 be the year of the blimp? |
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