Comedy: God and Moses

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture

4.5 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2010

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Simon Rich imagines the conversation at Mount Sinai. Featuring Seth Morris and Paul Scheer.

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0:00.0	It's the sound of Young America, I'm Jesse Thorne.
0:03.5	Look, I don't have a time machine.
0:06.0	I can't tell you exactly how it went down,
0:09.0	on Mount Sinai when the Ten Commandments were revealed to Moses by God.
0:14.0	Writer Simon Rich has some idea though,
0:17.0	and he put together this sketch to illustrate.
0:25.0	Are you ready to write down my commandments, Moses?
0:29.0	Yes, my Lord.
0:30.5	Then let us begin.
0:32.5	Commandment 1, I am the Lord your God.
0:36.0	Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
0:39.0	Commandment 2, Thou shalt have no idols except for Prince.
0:43.5	Commandment 3.
0:45.0	Wait a minute, who's Prince?
0:47.5	He's a musician.
0:49.0	You haven't heard of him.
0:50.5	He won't be born for thousands of years.
0:52.5	Is he a God?
0:56.5	Well, technically no.
0:59.0	But if the humans choose to worship him, I'll understand.
1:02.5	Commandment 3.
1:03.5	Wait, wait, God, are you sure you want to make such a large exception?
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