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Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

Comedy: Chelsea Peretti

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture

4.52.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2010

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Standup comic Chelsea Peretti recorded this set at our live show in Washington, DC. She was recently selected one of Variety Magazine's Ten Comics to Watch for 2010.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Jesse Thorne, live on tape from My House in Los Angeles.

0:03.2

It's the Sound of Young America from MaximumFund.org and PRI, public radio, international.

0:15.1

Welcome to a special podcast only edition of The Sound of Young American.

0:18.9

Here's this story. We invited a couple comedians to perform on our live show in Washington,

0:24.7

D.C. late last year. You heard our set with Matt Bronger earlier in the year.

0:30.1

Now you're about to hear Chelsea Peretti. Now Chelsea is a brilliant stand-up comedian and a cool

0:35.6

and nice lady, but she wasn't feeling well. The day that we recorded this show, I think she had

0:41.4

slept poorly or something like that. And so when we sort of went over what can and can't be broadcast,

0:49.1

she got kind of confused and ended up doing a pretty foul mouth set that we realized we just

0:55.6

couldn't edit into broadcast ability. But like I said, Chelsea is hilarious and a great lady and

1:03.2

you know it was just it was just one of those things. So we thought we would share this with you

1:08.0

as a podcast only treat. So from the stage of The Sound of Young America Live in Washington, D.C.,

1:15.6

the very funny Chelsea Peretti. Thank you. Are you guys excited about The Beatles getting remastered?

1:27.9

The Beatles are great. Come and knock on our door.

1:36.4

They have all the hits. Every good song, it's them.

1:43.1

I've had kind of a rough three years, I was in three relationships in and out of three

1:51.2

relationships. And as much as I don't want to be a female up here, just like this is what I'm

1:59.2

going to do. And I'm not very good at them. I don't really know how to connect with humans.

2:06.4

I'm really good at connecting with puppies. Puppies love that. I haven't figured out

2:14.5

human so much. I don't really like being in relationships but I also don't really like being

2:19.6

single. I think it's you know I'm part of all equations and that's the part I'm not so

2:26.1

psyched about. I don't like being single because I don't know what to wear to go on a date with someone

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