Comedian Nick Swardson Was Escorted From His Own “Hysterically Bad” Show!
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🗓️ 7 March 2024
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:02.0 | What's trending now? |
| 0:04.0 | Kristen knows. |
| 0:05.0 | It's the Birch House Entertainment Buzz. |
| 0:07.0 | They turned his spotlight off. |
| 0:10.0 | They turned the house lights up. |
| 0:12.0 | They turn his mic off and escort him off the stage. |
| 0:16.7 | That's how bad his stand-up was. |
| 0:18.2 | I've never heard of anything like this happening before. |
| 0:20.1 | So it was Nick Swardson's stand-up show in Colorado that was cut off 20 minutes in. |
| 0:25.8 | So if you don't know who Nick Swardson is, he's buddies with Adam Sandler. |
| 0:29.5 | He's been in the grown-up movies. |
| 0:31.4 | He was also, if you're a fan of Reno 911 like me, he was the guy on roller |
| 0:35.2 | skates. He's a pretty successful comedian in his own right. And this wasn't like a comedy club |
| 0:41.6 | that he was working he was at the |
| 0:43.5 | Villar Performing Arts Center in Beaver Creek. This is a huge stage with a |
| 0:47.8 | massive audience and he was so inebriated and was slurring his words so bad that the venue made the decision just to cut it. |
| 0:59.6 | So here he is at the like, you know, towards the, here he is towards the end of his 20 minute set when they turn his mic off. |
| 1:07.6 | Let's go. |
| 1:08.6 | Refund! |
| 1:12.1 | What the fuck on? |
| 1:14.0 | Let's go! |
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