Comedian Matt Rife

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.2 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

🚩- Matt Rife - @mattrife

Matt and Whitney talk red flags in dating, life on the road and their struggles with insomnia. Check out Matt’s new special, MATTHEW STEVEN RIFE, on Youtube now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AwsR1iqsuE&ab_channel=MattRife

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0:00.0	BAM BAM BAM!
0:04.0	Matt Rife is here.
0:06.0	Finally. Matt Rife is here.
0:08.0	And I'm just going to start off on a very weird note. Go for it.
0:12.0	We know each other a bit. We're not close enough to do what I'm about to do.
0:16.0	Oh boy. Which is I just...maybe you can help me with this.
0:20.0	I just took a pregnancy test for real.
0:24.0	And...is it mine?
0:26.0	And it's Matt's and that's final.
0:29.0	Jerry Springer just died. I'm taking over and you're the dad.
0:32.0	I get one bit of success. I try to take you down.
0:34.0	Do you know what this is?
0:36.0	Okay. I...
0:37.0	Yeah, you're supposed to.
0:38.0	I haven't taken a lot of pregnancy tests in my day.
0:40.0	In fact, like almost none. I did pee on it.
0:42.0	So don't look at the people.
0:43.0	So do you have COVID or no?
0:44.0	Like what's...
0:45.0	It...it...normally, it would say pregnant or not pregnant.
0:48.0	It's just a picture of a book.
0:50.0	It's like, bitch, read a book before you have a kid.
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