Biggest Dating Red Flags with Comedian Matt Rife | Ep 189

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.2 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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🚩- Matt Rife - @mattrife Matt and Whitney talk red flags in dating, life on the road and their struggles with insomnia. Check out Matt’s new special, MATTHEW STEVEN RIFE, on Youtube now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AwsR1iqsuE&ab_channel=MattRife Thank you to our sponsors: Zoc Doc : https://www.zocdoc.com/whitney Cariuma : https://www.cariuma.com/whitney Manscaped : https://www.manscaped.com - code: WHITNEY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The it's always the right time deal.
0:03.0	Hey, want to go to Mickey Dees for lunch?
0:05.0	Ooh, let's go now.
0:07.0	But it's not lunchtime yet.
0:09.0	If we're going to McDonald's, it's always the right time.
0:12.0	Yeah, it's hard to argue with that.
0:14.0	There's a deal for every lunch hour at McDonald's.
0:18.0	Now's the time to get two for $3.99.
0:20.0	Mix and match of four-piece McNuggets, a McDouble, a McChicken, or a hot and spicy McChicken.
0:25.2	Price of participation may vary cannot be combined with any other offer a single item at regular price.
0:30.0	B. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Mat-E-T is here.
0:35.0	Finally.
0:37.0	Matt Rife is here.
0:38.0	And I'm just going to start off on a very weird note.
0:41.0	Go for it.
0:42.0	We know each other a bit.
0:43.2	We're not close enough to do what I'm about to do.
0:45.5	Oh boy.
0:46.5	Which is I just, maybe you can help me with this.
0:50.3	I just took a pregnancy test for real and
0:54.0	Is it mine?
0:56.0	And it's mats and that's final.
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