We live in crazy times.

This time last week, we haven't got any money for the Commonwealth Games.

Today, the news is we've just brought 120 tanks.

Are children running the country?

How many javelins?

You get a tank.

Crunch over these javelins.

Fire javelins to the air, my tank.

All right.

And breathe.

All right.

Your message, whatever you wanted to say.

In minutes, we can put it on the billboards of Melbourne this morning on 9414-1043 when a billboard

is here probably won't be spice to know we won't be going down the road that Rebecca

trying to take us down uh Darren good morning Darren good morning how are you going I'm good Darren

so Darren what would you love the billboard say? How can we help you, Darren?

Well, I'm from a small country town called Donald.

And we've got a little country biscuit place here, make some beautiful biscuits.

And we're trying to build a large Cucabar, and we need some funding to help us. I love it. Straight away, I mean, now, you know, I mean, Donald, I think, I saw a signposts out for that when I was in Horsham a couple of weeks ago.

You're out that way, aren't you?

That's it, Donald Duck Country used to believe they're going to change it to a cooker bar.

That's it.

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