COMC 27 - Szechuan Sauce Suckers & Mystery Shoppers

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Arden and Will rant about the insanity of Rick and Morty fans, especially when it comes to McDonald's Szechuan sauce. (Please don't trade your car or your kidney. It'll be back this winter.) They also explain why your dog should sleep in your bedroom, and drift into a fantasy about their future pets. Finally, learn about the super cool job that will pay you to go shopping.
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