COMC 26 - Kardashian Konspiracy

Crash On My Couch

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Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2017

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day world. Best of all, they dig into the conspiracy (or "Konspiracy") that the triple Kardashian pregnancy is part of Kris Jenner's master plan. Be very scared.

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0:55.9	The prophecy says, the prophecy says that three women on the 10th year.
1:00.4	Nope, never.
1:01.4	Of what?
1:02.3	No.
1:02.9	The world will end.
1:06.3	Well, hello everybody.
1:08.1	I'm Martin Rose.
1:09.2	And I'm Will Darbyshire.
1:10.6	And you're listening to Crash on My Couch.
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