COMC 21 - Sex Drives, Unmotivated Boyfriends & Poopy Tinder Dates

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week, Arden and Will answer your adulting questions! How can you satisfy your own libido when your partner doesn't want sex? How often should you vacuum? How do you help your boyfriend if he's in a rut? They tackle these dilemmas and more! - but not without first discussing the amazing Tinder date that ended with a lady stuck in a window after trying to toss out her poo.
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1:15.9	Well, hello everybody. I'm Martin Rose.
1:20.9	And I'm Will Dobbs. And you're listening to Crash on my couch.
1:29.4	Which is our one-stop, pit stop of the internet. of all the interesting things that you would like to hear about.
1:30.8	Ain't that right, Willie D?
1:31.8	That is right.
1:34.9	This week on Crash on My Couch.
1:41.5	We talk about woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder Day.
1:44.1	We're going to answer a lot of questions from you guys.
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