COMC 20 - Eyeball Sunscreen & Karats on Carrots

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2017

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

This week, Arden and Will rant about dumb people wearing sunscreen on their eyes to see the eclipse, followed by an intense debate on whether sunscreen for the eyeballs could really exist. They also reveal how likely you'll go to the gym if Amazon gift cards are involved, and share a touching story about how a vegetable helped rediscover a long lost engagement ring.
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0:00.0	We all love a good mystery, but that doesn't mean we love mystery meat.
0:04.7	Paleo Valley's 100% grass-fed beef sticks skip the sketchy stuff and go straight for real,
0:10.5	honest-to-goodness beef from regenerative, small-scale American farms.
0:15.2	So, yeah, they're actually good for you and the planet.
0:18.3	Ideal for road trips, hiking, or binging your favorite true crime
0:21.8	podcast. They come in five flavors, original jalapeno, summer sausage, garlic summer sausage, and
0:28.1	terriaki, plus their keto and paleo. And if you're trying to show your joint, skin, and gut a little
0:34.0	love, check out their 100% grass-fed bone broth protein.
0:38.1	It's loaded with collagen.
0:39.7	You know, this stuff your body starts losing around age 20,
0:42.7	and by 50, you've lost about 25%.
0:45.7	That seems like a lot.
0:47.9	You can get it flavored or unflavored.
0:50.0	Just scoop it into whatever you're drinking and go on about your day.
0:53.1	Get 20% off your first order at paleoValley.com slash health 20 with code health 20.
1:00.3	Develop a chemical that can protect you from the sun that's also soothing.
1:07.5	Well, hello, everybody. I'm Martin Rose.
1:10.5	And I'm Will Dobbshire.
1:11.9	And you're listening to crash on my couch.
1:17.4	Which is our one-stop pit stop of the internet.
1:20.7	Of all the interesting things that you would like to hear about.
1:24.2	Ain't that right, Willie Dee?
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