Hey everybody, it's me and I'm back from the dead. This is unbelievable. My tour solo is on pause because the impractical jokers national tour has started the arena tour.

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And it's all on sale right now. We're revving up right now. The show's gonna be a blast. We haven't been out in years. Hope to see you there in practicaljokerslive.com.

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Hey, babe, little bit of flexing. Hey, babe, little bit of dressing. Hey, babe, little bit of flexing. I went to the store for some chocolate, flippin' milk, came home with a thick chocolate, covered milk. Hey, babe, hey, babe.

So first question, how was the afterlife? Yes. So actually, it's crazy on November 2nd. On November 2nd at 1 a.m. p.m. I passed away.

They didn't know what it was at first till the autopsy. They did the autopsy. What happened? Turned out. Turned out. Old age. Wow. It was just natural causes.

Okay. Natural causes. There was nothing specific. Yeah. And so that began what became an eight week intensive research study while I was passed on how to bring me back from old age.

I was happy to say that I don't know what happened in the last eight weeks. Yeah. It feels like I died yesterday. But this morning, they brought me back up. And the first thing I did was text you guys and you said we can get you an episode today. Yeah. And so I came here. Yeah. But just so you know, I feel like I'm like 18 years old again. They replaced some things.

I was like, look, as soon as you walked in, the first thing I said is that you look fantastic. I you don't have any dirt on you anywhere.

Birth control. Birth control. Oh, shit. I forgot my meds at home. Oh my god. You're going to die again. Oh, fuck.

Well, that's that. I can do about that. Well, listen, if here's the good news about this. If you die, you've been through it before. Yeah. You didn't want you to do it again.

The thing was is when you died on November 2nd, 118, we showed up to your house with aluminum foil because we were like we're going to wrap you up like the fish and put in the refrigerator. I had the walk in freezer. Yes.

That's what we were going to do when we thought it'd be great. And then we and then but they had buried your body already. But I'm happy to know.

We weren't sure we weren't sure what it is. But you know, we're just happy. We're happy you're back on your still life. A few things gave out of the same time is what happened.

What have I missed? What's the lot of my personal svelte? Well, thank you. Happy you bring that up. I'd like to talk to you. Take a moment to talk to you about intermittent fasting. Yeah. Provided by better help.

No, no. So what I've been doing and I know, you know, listen, first of all, for the people who are yelling out there. I mean, I've been going eight weeks. I came back. I noticed a different.

Sal's been dead. So I have to take him through my spiritual journey. By the way, do you know how many people that I just when I got up this morning and looked at that?

Look, they're all funny. Do you know how many people told me I was dead? Somebody texted me. A friend of a family texted me. All right.

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