Colonoscopy Prep Gets Weird + Cornhole Murder?!
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Today’s funny podcast starts exactly where you’d expect a professional radio show to begin: colonoscopy prep and filming your loved ones while they’re coming out of anesthesia. Because nothing says romance like propofol and questionable decisions.
From there, things spiral in the best way possible. The crew dives into all the little inconveniences from the past that would absolutely destroy us today—waiting for payphones, downloading songs for hours, AOL discs, and physically going to a bank like some kind of ancient civilization. It’s a nostalgic trip that quickly turns into, “How did we survive any of this?”
Then the tone shifts… hard. We break down a wild and tragic story involving a professional cornhole player and a shocking crime that leaves everyone asking the same question: how is that even possible? It’s one of those moments where the show balances humor with genuine disbelief.
Back closer to home, a local golf course incident turns into a full-on “don’t mess with my kid” situation involving a golf club, raising the very real question: how far would you go if someone messed with your family? (Answer: probably too far.)
And just when you think we’ve hit peak chaos, we pivot into one of the most unexpectedly passionate debates of the episode—mattresses. Adjustable beds, online shopping regrets, Menards loyalty declarations… it’s basically a midlife crisis but with better punchlines.
Oh—and we absolutely lose it over a guy abandoning a puppy at the airport, because even in a funny podcast, there are lines you just don’t cross.
It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, it’s somehow relatable—and it’s exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that refuses to stay on track.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto |
| 0:01.8 | Rizuto |
| 0:04.0 | Hey! |
| 0:05.6 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:07.9 | Hello. |
| 0:08.5 | Hi. |
| 0:08.9 | It's Tuesday and it feels like it. |
| 0:10.6 | My God. |
| 0:11.3 | I feel kind of awesome. |
| 0:13.5 | I feel like I'm going to be an unbearable prick today. |
| 0:16.4 | We'll balance each other out. |
| 0:17.9 | Let's go. |
| 0:19.9 | Finally on the same page. |
| 0:21.9 | Why are you both being pricks? No, I just felt like he's going to be one. Oh. Oh, I thought you were going to hang with me, but that's okay. I mean, I can. That's all right. Hold on. Let me get into... That's all right. No, it's fine. It's fine. my balls on this guy. My wife's got a colonoscopy tomorrow. Nice. And today's a prep day for her? Uh-huh. You're looking forward to it? Are you staying at the four seasons or are you going to be at home or? No, I said you're staying in the guest room. In the guest bath. You're staying in the guest room. |
| 0:54.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.4 | No, what sucks for her is her procedure's at 1230 tomorrow. |
| 1:01.4 | Oh, geez. |
| 1:02.8 | She's got a prep. |
| 1:05.3 | Her prep begins at 5 o'clock this evening. |
| 1:05.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.6 | We were walking the dogs yesterday. |
| 1:10.3 | And she goes, man, I'm really not looking forward to it. I go, yeah, the, you know, the prep part is not great. She goes, no, she goes, that's fine. I go, well, then what's the, what's the bad part? She goes, well, you know, when they put you under and then they have to, you know, they're back there. And I go, yeah, but you don't remember it. Yeah, they're always back there. No. They're always back there remember it yeah they're always back there no they're always back there well they're always they see ass all day there's no and it's no I know and it's not a big deal you know what I know I think her in her mind it's like oh my god they're putting a thing up there and right and I go you know what when I had my colonoscopy that was the least of my worries I didn't even think about that part I'm out yeah I go you you know what, when I had my colonoscopy, that was the least of my worries. I didn't even think about that part. |
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