Clownvis Joins, Rafe’s Bus Mission, and the Dumbest Music Game Ever
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Today’s daily podcast is what happens when you invite an Elvis clown into the studio and just… let things spiral.
Clownvis Presley hangs out with the crew to talk about his upcoming “Oddballs and Outlaws Tour,” including a big stop at Red Flag in St. Louis. It’s part concert promo, part existential confusion, and fully entertaining. If you’ve never seen Clownvis before, imagine Elvis… but somehow more chaotic and slightly more honest.
Meanwhile, Rafe is laser-focused on one goal: getting onto Willie Nelson’s tour bus. Not metaphorically. Literally. This turns into a full-blown mission involving questionable disguises, loose connections, and the kind of confidence you only get from zero actual planning. If you’ve ever tried to “manifest” something with no real strategy, this is your guy.
We also dive deep into March Movie Mayhem, where 90s classics go head-to-head and friendships are tested. Dumb & Dumber vs Office Space? Tommy Boy vs Austin Powers? These are the kinds of decisions that say a lot about you—and none of it is good.
Then comes the music game… which might be the most aggressively dumb and frustrating game we’ve ever played on this daily podcast. Tiny sound clips, wild guesses, and just enough confidence to make everyone look ridiculous.
In “Crap on Celebrities,” we break down Moby trying to cancel a classic song (because of course he is), debate whether Goo Goo Dolls’ “Iris” is actually terrible (Rizz says yes, loudly), and somehow spiral into a full-blown argument about 80s movies that still hold up today.
It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s completely unnecessary. And it’s exactly what you expect from The Rizzuto Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. In studio, what a pleasure. Ladies and gentlemen, Climbus Presley. Whoa, what's up, guys? Hello. Hello, world. On a Tuesday, right? On a Tuesday, I love it. Spicy Tuesday morning. It is. I was feeling down. Oh, yeah, you don't like Tuesday, so. No, I don't. A little Tuesday pick me up. Yeah, thank you for coming in. Pleasure. I love the idea because Scott left you outside for a moment. Yeah. Somebody's still a little drunk. From a Monday night, vendor. From a Monday night. I got, weekend got away from them. I got out of the overlaug and downstairs. I'm going to get to work. Yeah get to work sleeping in the planter downstairs after I'm not too drunk to drive but just like maybe like they were like well if I had a breathalyzer I might set it off pulled in maybe to get a coffee I don't know what they're doing and they just were like they had to for a second. Like, did I just see an Elvis Presley clown? It doesn't help that I stand out in the parking lot for a while, very still just waving into the distance. Oh, I wish. You should do that. Like every time you visit, just get here like 30 minutes early, stand out at Olive and wave at the people. Yeah, get up 30 minutes earlier and go stand outside of all. Sure, yeah. Like the Statue of Liberty Lady with the loan signs. That's a good idea. Well, you are here not just to hang out. You love having it. Get him a sign that says only you can see me. Traffic is like, oh, we can go. That's a great idea. I'm taking a personal day. That's a good idea. The choice of lawyers is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements. |
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| 2:41.9 | But you have a tour coming up, and you are here on Saturday. |
| 2:46.6 | That's right. |
| 2:47.2 | But the tour begins Friday in Nashville. |
| 2:50.1 | Clavis, tell us what you're doing. We're doing a tour called The Oddballs and Outlaws Tour. I'm very excited about this tour. It's a great package. It's myself. It's Hank Williams, the fourth. The fourth generation of Hank Williams. That's awesome. We're never going to run out of. No, we've got plenty of Hanks. |
| 3:41.4 | And it's a good act. Hank Ford, it's a fantastic act, man. And another act called King's Sickabilly. It's a really good package. The tour starts in Nashville on Friday night, but night two of the tour is right here in St. Louis. Why didn't you just start here? I'm at the red flag. I told my a little bit, a little bit of a scramble to get out of town and get right back. But look, you know, we go where the wind takes us. Right. I get it. But Saturday night, man, it red flag. It's going to be fun. And I'm headlining that. You know, me and they call Four in the Strange Band is the name of Hank Fordge's group. We're co-headlining the tour, so in some markets I'll headline and some markets Hill headline. |
| 3:46.4 | St. Louis, I'm the headliner, baby, so you're getting a full clown of a show for the first time in a while. |
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