Collings and Herrin - Podcast 96

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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🗓️ 29 December 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In our 96th podcast, one of us has lost his voice over Christmas and is mainlining throat sweets, while the other seemingly hasn't and isn't. There is an air of post-festive indulgence about this week's look at the news, which includes the Nigerian Pants Bomber, as the papers have yet to christen him, the incredible weight loss of Hannah Waterman, the incredible age gain of Crocodile Dundee and his wife (or 'Croc-OLD-ile Dundee' as the tabloids have christened him) and the latest news from the Harry Potter franchise, which is something of a surprise, if an honest decision. Have a good New Year without us: Rich will be in Mauritius, Andrew will be earning a crust on the radio, but we have pre-recorded a review of the decade for next week, because we love you.

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0:00.0	Hello, you speak first.
0:03.0	Do you know not very well are you?
0:04.0	Never mind, got a bad voice.
0:05.0	I'm all right, I haven't got much of voice.
0:07.0	Happy Christmas!
0:08.0	Yeah, happy.
0:09.0	Hope you had a good Christmas.
0:10.0	I did, and I can't, I won't wish you happy new year because I did that last week
0:13.6	you did and no one heard that yet next week you will hear us opening our
0:17.4	presents to each other because we've got that last week I wonder what you'll
0:21.4	get yeah we can't talk about them.
0:22.8	Whereas I've got a lot to say about the thing that Richard gave me, but I can't talk about it until I'm back.
0:27.6	I can't talk anyway. I want to talk about I can't talk. Don't talk. I'm
0:31.0	maybe I should rest my voice. I'm going on holiday tomorrow. Maricious a bit worried about the flight now
0:36.9	if someone starts injecting their penis with explosives yes yeah
0:42.1	cock when I mean a cock bomb. It's what I...
0:44.0	You predicted. I gave them the idea.
0:47.0	If you were listening to a lot of Aikal-Kayida and I Kayida.
0:50.0	I Kayida.
0:51.0	I Kureumba.
0:52.0	Listen to... I know Kayida. I know Kayida.
0:54.0	That is my favorite song.
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