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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Christmas Podcast: The Perfect Twelve 2009

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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And, Collins, Herrin, Herring, British, Richard, News, Comedy, Collings, Andrew, Newspaper, Podcasts, Guide, Podcast

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In a craven attempt to recapture the ghost of Christmas past, we reunite with the mighty Phill and Phil (Messrs Jupitus and Wilding) in their fancy studio to record another festive pod-off, entitled The Perfect Twelve, in which we ponder a dozen listener-supplied Christmas Questions. The professional, mixed, balanced, equalised, topped, tailed and jingle-festooned version is available from The Perfect Ten on iTunes - but if you prefer to longer, lo-fi, jingle-free, Collings and Herrin version, this is it. With extras. God bless us every one.

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0:00.0

It's on by the way just so you know it's on no life is is hearing

0:05.3

Yeah that never happened is roach

0:08.7

by what the voice going we would see this call from Janet Maestro.

0:13.0

I like Janet Maestam.

0:15.0

So, I'll...

0:18.0

The other day when I was this...

0:20.0

Can we keep that on?

0:21.0

Yeah, we might as well.

0:22.0

Are you happy with the temperature in here?

0:23.0

Yeah, fine.

0:24.0

Even though that makes a bit of a kiss, I wouldn't want any hits to appear on, you know, your podcast.

0:29.0

Yeah, imagine that.

0:30.0

I'm nice, isn't it?

0:31.0

It would sound better than our podcast.

0:33.0

So we're off. We're all there.

0:35.0

Me and Andrew eating annual avocado made by Aborigines.

0:40.0

Noodle made by the Japanese is a treat.

0:47.0

Tassically racist lunch.

0:48.0

Yeah, it's a bizarre combination.

0:50.0

I see the loads of the chintives for.

0:52.0

We didn't know. It's quite noisy food actually which I don't know.

0:55.0

You don't not eat.

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