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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 72

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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Podcasts, Andrew, Podcast, News, Herrin, British, Herring, Guide, Newspaper, And, Collings, Richard, Comedy, Collins

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In our 72nd podcast, there is tension in the air, as Richard's cyst continues to grow like a David Cronenberg-style alien on his Bob Hoskins-style back, threatening at any moment to explode and fill the attic with foul effluent and bottled-up anger at Virgilio Anderson. Honestly, it's like an episode of Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies, except with current affairs: this week, ageism at Radio 1, David Shayler's new life as Christ and Shane Ritchie's unlikely tale of locking his swine flu-victim son in his bedroom.

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0:00.0

Hello. because I at the moment have an infected assist.

0:14.0

If you're of a sensitive disposition you might want to fast forward through this little bit

0:18.0

or not listen to the entire podcast.

0:20.0

I've got, yeah, probably it could, but it could, I've been to the doctors, I thought it was probably cancer.

0:24.4

So I was kind of ready, I wasn't going to turn...

0:26.4

Is that why you didn't do in the doctors?

0:27.4

I wasn't going to... I wasn't going to go for... I've been to the doctor two years ago, I knew it was a cis, but then something everyone had warned me that it was dangerous

0:33.8

and she'd get taken out and I kind of foolishly said I was going to keep it because I

0:37.1

liked having it like an idiot and then it's now and everyone was telling me to get

0:41.3

rid of it and now it's actually gone poisonous and septic and so it's but it's kind of great it's really grotesque have a

0:47.4

look I don't need to see it I've seen a photograph I don't know have a

0:50.7

look describe it because I can't see it's well it's it's actually

0:54.3

looks like there's something under the skin perhaps like a worm it feels like

1:00.2

it moves like there's something in there it doesn't actually move it does it can't actually move it looks like there's something in there. But it doesn't actually move.

1:02.6

It does.

1:03.6

It can't actually move.

1:04.6

It looks like alien.

1:05.6

It's a bit like alien. It is like an alien.

1:06.6

It's got a big red ring around it and like loads of pus in the middle of it.

1:09.4

What it is, um, it's actually looks shiny.

1:12.4

That's because it's. look shiny. That's because it's taught so it could explode at any moment so if it does

1:17.3

We'll have to report it like you be like the Hindu world because I think we'll know quickly because there'll be a lot of liquid and blood and it will I'm going I can't a lot of

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