Collings and Herrin - Podcast 72
The Collings and Herrin Podcasts
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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2009
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. because I at the moment have an infected assist. |
| 0:14.0 | If you're of a sensitive disposition you might want to fast forward through this little bit |
| 0:18.0 | or not listen to the entire podcast. |
| 0:20.0 | I've got, yeah, probably it could, but it could, I've been to the doctors, I thought it was probably cancer. |
| 0:24.4 | So I was kind of ready, I wasn't going to turn... |
| 0:26.4 | Is that why you didn't do in the doctors? |
| 0:27.4 | I wasn't going to... I wasn't going to go for... I've been to the doctor two years ago, I knew it was a cis, but then something everyone had warned me that it was dangerous |
| 0:33.8 | and she'd get taken out and I kind of foolishly said I was going to keep it because I |
| 0:37.1 | liked having it like an idiot and then it's now and everyone was telling me to get |
| 0:41.3 | rid of it and now it's actually gone poisonous and septic and so it's but it's kind of great it's really grotesque have a |
| 0:47.4 | look I don't need to see it I've seen a photograph I don't know have a |
| 0:50.7 | look describe it because I can't see it's well it's it's actually |
| 0:54.3 | looks like there's something under the skin perhaps like a worm it feels like |
| 1:00.2 | it moves like there's something in there it doesn't actually move it does it can't actually move it looks like there's something in there. But it doesn't actually move. |
| 1:02.6 | It does. |
| 1:03.6 | It can't actually move. |
| 1:04.6 | It looks like alien. |
| 1:05.6 | It's a bit like alien. It is like an alien. |
| 1:06.6 | It's got a big red ring around it and like loads of pus in the middle of it. |
| 1:09.4 | What it is, um, it's actually looks shiny. |
| 1:12.4 | That's because it's. look shiny. That's because it's taught so it could explode at any moment so if it does |
| 1:17.3 | We'll have to report it like you be like the Hindu world because I think we'll know quickly because there'll be a lot of liquid and blood and it will I'm going I can't a lot of |
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