Collings and Herrin - Podcast 71

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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🗓️ 8 July 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We devote most of our 71st podcast to the story of Richard's iPhone being snatched in West London by an opportunistic tearaway and smooth criminal with brilliant cycling skills and the desire to make us ask the question: who is the real thief? (It's him.) This is clearly more important than Michael Jackson's 'macabre circus' of a funeral, the mystery of the Human Shrub and anything Andrew has done. Anyway, back to Richard's iPhone ... which came in this now-empty box, and went in a blur of colours and a photo of Richard in an uncompromising moustache which we hope at least gave the thief a fright.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Don't hire that. You coughed and it wasn't on the beginning.
0:03.4	I know I was very professional I did it before it started.
0:05.4	Very, very unprofessional because you tried to...
0:07.6	Yeah!
0:08.6	No one wants to hear that.
0:10.0	The movement of Flem in your mind.
0:11.6	That cough was sponsored by the rhythm festival.
0:14.3	How nice for them?
0:15.8	Richard Herring has a yogurt shaped lips.
0:19.3	What was it?
0:19.8	Richard Herring.
0:21.0	Richard Herring's hit the mustache.ler Mustache has got yogurt on it.
0:24.0	Tins, Yogg.
0:25.0	Richard Herring's Yoggart Tins.
0:27.0	Not very good mmonic.
0:29.0	It's a brilliant minnomonic,
0:30.0	it takes you that long to get to load it is.
0:32.0	You need a mnemonic to get to know what it is. You need a minimonic to remember Habsville, Minamonic.
0:34.4	And Jim Driver, who is kindly giving us five pounds from every ticket sold
0:39.4	to our chosen charities.
0:40.8	So far we've made about 700 pounds which is absolutely brilliant okay
0:46.2	really so please go by ticket to get that go W W rhythm festival.com he's supplying
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