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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 63

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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News, Collings, Herring, Guide, Podcast, Comedy, Collins, British, And, Podcasts, Herrin, Andrew, Newspaper, Richard

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In the transparent 63rd podcast, we declare every penny of our expenses, including both fingers of a Twix, while discussing infinity, morality, hypocrisy, prejudice, sexism, racism, homophobia, the coming dandelion menace and what Jordan said to Richard when he met her on the GMTV sofa. For one week only, we include the Daily Telegraph among the newspapers we analyse - because it is at the centre of the expenses story - and find it much too big. Way too big. I mean, look at the size of it. It's ridiculous.

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0:00.0

I need a wee really I should have said before we started.

0:03.0

You did go.

0:04.0

I know but I need another one now.

0:06.0

That's what I've drunk some more liquid.

0:08.0

But to come straight through you.

0:09.0

That's what people do say.

0:10.0

Oh, it's gone straight through.

0:11.0

If you did, you'd actually have no elementary canal would you?

0:14.8

It actually went literally from your mouth to your willy.

0:17.8

It can happen. You can get pregnant in that way as well.

0:21.2

So yeah, but I'll soldier through. Good soldier through.

0:25.7

I'll be all right. We're on a time limit today. Not that it will affect the

0:28.9

podcast. I'm going to see an exhibition this afternoon so I have to go.

0:36.0

Would you like to see a switch exhibition? No people might come and follow me. Yeah that's true.

0:39.3

They won't because they won't hear this until after you've been.

0:41.5

They might travel back through time.

0:43.0

Find me.

0:44.0

But that could happen anyway when you write about it in your blog.

0:46.0

I'm going to see, I don't know where it is,

0:48.0

somewhere on the Houston, near Houston, it's an exhibition about madness,

0:52.0

for some reason, not the band. That would be quite good.

0:55.6

That would be good. Anyway this week's podcast is sponsored by Dave Hatfield who came up to me at a gig on Saturday you pressed five pounds into my

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