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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 62

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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News, Collings, Herring, Guide, Podcast, Comedy, Collins, British, And, Podcasts, Herrin, Andrew, Newspaper, Richard

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In our 62nd podcast, we take just about every ideological position under the sun on such complex issues as Gurkha justice, Nazism, bra size, MPs' expenses, the British position in India, the possibly fictional 'ugly' man with pitted skin and Hugh Cornwell's hairstyle suddenly accused of having something to do with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Jon Gaunt's panic over a word in Bono's poem about Elvis, the wisdom or otherwise of using a cartoon of a keyboard key for the word "by" in byline credits in the Daily Mirror (a subject that only really animates one of us - guess which one?), and the magical 'optical illusion' of glass between a child and a tiger in a zoo.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hyle.

0:01.0

How you doing?

0:04.0

That can be taken out of context?

0:06.0

Greeting.

0:07.0

I don't think so.

0:09.0

No.

0:10.0

I was drawn to give the Nazi salute when you open the door to me today.

0:14.8

Why?

0:15.8

I don't know why.

0:16.8

It was just a weird sort of feeling.

0:18.2

You changed from a willy liberal.

0:19.8

It's quite a...

0:20.8

We get more right wing as we get older.

0:22.4

That's true. Yeah, how I have that. My 44th or 45th year. I am a Nazi.

0:27.0

And you are my guru.

0:30.0

I've grown my hicklam stash again. That islareus joke is about.

0:33.6

Well, it's a toothbrush massage, it's not a hit-hary.

0:35.9

No, I know, but actually, it makes you realize how trimmed his was.

0:40.4

Yours, you're kind of sticking forward.

0:41.8

Is that your face?

0:42.4

No, no, I just, he's must have been, I don't know how he did it. His was, yours was kind of sticking forward. He set your face.

0:43.0

No, I just, his must have been, I don't know how he did it.

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