Collings and Herrin - Podcast 53

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

What? A new podcast already? That's real value. In our 53rd podcast, recorded a matter of days after the last one because Richard is on tour or something, powered by homemade biscotti, we find out that grapefruit juice can cause heart failure, television can give you asthma, having a job can get you stripped of your University Challenge glory, teenagers can cost nine thousand pounds, Sir Fred Goodwin was named by William Makepeace Thackeray, Tesco's offer real baskets as opposed to surreal or figurative ones, Richard's got another idea for a Slumdog Millionaire sequel, beer is a surprise sedative and teenagers' pants are designed to be seen. Can we just apologise for the burp with which this podcast begins. Rich was very tired.

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0:00.0	Oh no no no no no no that is awful I did a burp
0:07.8	that's really awful hello we're back on garage band again I don't want
0:11.6	thanks for your because that's have such a bad fanfare.
0:15.0	Glad luck. Thanks very much for all people you've got in touch to try and help us sort out our podcast. You, you fucking idiots, we know we have to go up and change the
0:25.2	microphone we're not do you think we're idiots tell us what we have to do we can't
0:29.8	make it work nice people just tell us what to do.
0:33.0	Don't start sending this stuff about.
0:34.0	Go out to the systems menu and
0:36.0	microphone.
0:37.0	We're not idiots.
0:38.0	We know that.
0:39.0	Look at all the nice people that try to help.
0:40.0	They're all idiots.
0:41.0	They're not.
0:42.0	They're all nice. James Skit, James Shit, I call him.
0:44.8	Stuart Pigot? Stuart Faggot, I call him.
0:47.6	Scott, he didn't help, but Scott, his, Scott Matthew, man. Scott Twachus, I call him. Scott Matthew man.
0:54.0	Twatt.
0:55.0	Don't say that.
0:56.0	He is the assistant editor of the stage.
0:57.0	Oh no, the assistant editor of the state.
1:00.0	Oh no, the assistant editor of the steak stage have I offended him oh dear might I get a bad
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