Here we are again. We're back on Garage Band.

The old-fashioned way. We can't make our podcast studio work, but you know that's one

podcast. 50 pounds down the toilet. I think last week we recorded on the internal mic and not on the main mic.

Yes, I think that's true.

Those who remotined said the sound quality was much better.

Idiots. I said that as well. No, I think that what happened was is that we recorded it on

audacity which the podcast studio comes with and I think what we were doing

we're recording it through this internal mic on to audacity which for some reason made it

sound slightly better than garage band so we're back to garage band now because we can't even

make it work on audacity anymore we can't do anything in better news though we have

located the mic

stand so the mic that we can't use is at least not balanced on some homeopathic

medicine is now properly set up it looks good. The mic, which is on a stand, is actually plugged into the computer, but it doesn't work. It is literally just recording nothing, but it looks great.

And if anyone knows how we make audacity work and get the microphone working properly.

Or how we use carriage band and get the external mic working properly because it plugs in and you

oh it's so dull. But let us know you don't go, don't write a really technical thing. Just write to us and go put the thingy thing in there, the USB.

And then do that thing. We can understand USB and you have to go through every single tiny detail what we click on systems

references anyway it's not interesting and we've just been most people

listening we've been we've been on the news we, we talk about the news and now we are the news

Andrew colleagues. We have made the news. Andy, we are on the news. Hey, we're not on it yet,

Richard. We may yet get bumped by a story about a duck on a skateboard.

Well, you might, but Channel 4 News and film me because of my...

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