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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 46

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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And, Collins, Herrin, Herring, British, Richard, News, Comedy, Collings, Andrew, Newspaper, Podcasts, Guide, Podcast

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In our 46th podcast, we fight off the cold of Richard's house by shouting at the tops of our voices about: how good Adam and Joe are (no, really, they are very, very good, much better than us on literally every level, you should subscribe to their podcast now, if you haven't already), how the pilot of the United Airlines flight that landed in the Hudson River should be rewarded for saving the lives of 155 people, whether or not Prince Harry is an idiot, whether it's socially acceptable to grow a Hitler moustache in this day and age, and how the third runway at Heathrow will actually be good for the environment. Did we mention how good Adam and Joe are?

Transcript

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0:00.0

So Vince the aging savage betrays no kind of life but the smell of last week's

0:07.3

cabbage and the ghost of last year's wife. In the permanent haze of deodorant sprays, he says retreat.

0:16.5

Alsatians dog the dirty days and the back of Beasley Street.

0:21.3

People turn to poison, quick as lager turns to piss.

0:25.0

This is someone else's copyright.

0:27.0

They're not a copyright, I'm half way through it.

0:30.0

Every time they kiss.

0:31.0

It's a sociologist paradise each day repeats on easy

0:36.8

cheesy greasy queasy queasy beasley beasley street good are you trying to give the impression that we have just literally carry on that last?

0:47.0

I think that's a good impression to get imagine that.

0:49.0

But I don't think anyone will have remembered that that's how the last week show ended.

0:52.0

I was inundated with with messes you saying,

0:54.2

what a shame that your rendition of John Cooper Clark Spezy Street

0:57.3

was cut off cruelly by the one hour six minute cut off.

1:01.5

And so I thought, well, you know you know for those people I'll just

1:04.2

there were no people so I had loads of things to say well it's so much to fit in

1:11.9

I'm in such a excited mood. I almost don't know whether we're going to get it all into this.

1:16.7

So I ask you my question.

1:17.7

Well then ask you question.

1:18.7

Why don't bin men take away Christmas trees?

1:21.7

They do, don't they? Well they they don't, they haven't with mine.

1:24.0

Everyone always sort of dumps them weirdly in the street.

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