Collings and Herrin - Podcast 45

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🗓️ 9 January 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In our first podcast of 2009, Richard tries out his new, chillaxed, non-hectoring, post-Caribbean persona and Andrew becomes a man of rational scientific thought and debunker of non-evidence-based myths. It takes us quite a while to get to the newspapers, but when we do, it's mainly the story about the UFO hitting the wind turbine that we cover. Don't worry, in the end, we have both returned to our usual selves. Except Andrew. It's great to be back, shouting at each other again at the tops of our lungs and not sponsored by Monarch Airlines.

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0:00.0	I can't remember how to do it.
0:02.6	Chill out man relax I'm just very relaxed.
0:05.8	You are so Granada.
0:07.1	Grenada.
0:08.1	Grenada.
0:09.1	Grenada. Grenada.
0:10.1	Grenada.
0:11.1	I'm not going to get angry about anything anymore I'm not going to get worked up.
0:17.6	I'm just being I am I've been on the beach because I've got a whole new attitude
0:21.6	for two weeks.
0:24.0	Got back yesterday.
0:25.0	I'm a bit jet-lagged, so I might say some odd things.
0:29.0	But it'll be beautiful poetic things.
0:31.0	I've seen the world in...
0:32.0	Yeah. You should chill acts like me. It's a new thing I've been
0:34.7	chill. It's good. It's like chilling. Yeah and relaxing. I call it chillaxing. Is it like shellax?
0:41.2	Chillaxing or sometimes I call it relling.
0:45.0	Relaxing.
0:47.0	No you need an axe in the middle.
0:49.0	Rell, I call it reel.
0:51.0	Rell is good.
0:52.0	You're so relaxed you can't even say the whole word.
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