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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 28

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2008

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Hello. In this twenty-eighth edition of The Moral Maze, we debate such burning issues Sarah Palin's surname, the likelihood of political prisoners being released due to the sight of Richard in cotton wool-filled Amnesty International pants, gang violence, gym etiquette, the sexiness of Esther Rantzen and other powerful women, and whether it's helpful to describe all paedophiles as 'monsters'. Guaranteed jingle-free. Bye.

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0:00.0

Say hello.

0:02.0

We don't have to say hello.

0:03.0

But I'm not cow-towing to the person who wants to say hello and I refuse to say hello.

0:09.0

I'm not even going to say hello in the whole...

0:12.0

You said it within the sentence.

0:13.4

I have not.

0:14.4

That doesn't count.

0:15.4

I've said it four times, but you will never hear the word hello

0:18.0

coming from my lips on this podcast.

0:20.0

While you went out to get the newspaper,

0:22.0

to see if you were in it in your slippers?

0:25.0

I should have said it and started it.

0:28.6

It sounds like I was in the paper and my slippers, but I went to get the paper in wearing my slippers in the rain and wear my slippers what's

0:35.1

what's wrong with that I think it's a very local thing to do I like that it's a local

0:39.0

I'm just going to the local shop yeah they've got they've got nice little tread on the bottom. They're not like Ted Baker.

0:44.7

And they're Ted Baker. They're mock yourselves.

0:47.1

They were taking the piss out of them last week.

0:48.9

I wasn't making the piss out of them.

0:50.1

I tell you what, I was going to say.

0:52.1

My sister gave me these for Christmas. No, I'm not, I don't to say. My sister gave me these for Christmas.

0:53.4

No, I'm not, I don't actually dislike them. I like them very much.

0:55.8

My sister has died in the interim and this is all I have to remember.

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